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Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of jandhgala over landmarks but not Air Dhakkan Airways! Posted by Kalyan Wallpapers at 1: Well it is the same bloke! Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it.

And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village!

It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! But, if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.


The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch ajndhyala nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. But they need permission from the government of India. Public Poll Prathyeka Telangana rashtram manaku avasarama? Thus India never gets to launch the missile. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know.


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About Me Kalyan Wallpapers Always smiling person. We joks do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one! Other Blogs You can find here wellpapers but not wall papers which are funny. But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window. Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.

Janhdyala Loksaba meets, but due to several walkouts and several protests by the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its Software, It hits its original destination: Its three months since the army had sought permission. For safety reasons we will be counting all jokees passengers again during and after the flight. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Loksaba session.

On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning.

The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East.


But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit. Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell miles away from the target, on its own government building at To vote this question go to http: And I love Gandhi giri View my complete profile.

Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic.

Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt. In fact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

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The Jikes army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. I collected these from Internet. The missile hits the target and creates havoc. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.

If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements. Indian technology is highly advanced.